Bachelor in Paradise Season 1 Promo Analysis: Hooking Up On Land Is For Amateurs
The evil geniuses behind ABC’s Bachelor keep trying to concoct a spin-off series that will do for bad life decisions what the Bachelor/ette has done for love, i.e., turn it into a money-making commodity. Despite their failed attempt with Bachelor Pad, the ABC love doctors won’t take no for an answer, so they took some fan favorite contestants, flew them to “paradise,” turned on some cameras, and waited for the magic. And you know what? WE CAN’T WAIT.
The show’s promo promises all the drama and in-fighting we’ve come to know, love, and live for, and more makeout sessions than prom night (we’ve watched it so many times our dreams are filled with regret and Chris Harrison). To ease our mounting impatience for what will surely be the best show on earth to start, we’ve broken down the key moments of the promo for your viewing pleasure. Get your vino ready.
Clare Crawley realizes there are no mini soaps to steal and drops an f-bomb on the cleaning staff. Says “That’s an f’d up position for you to put me in!” We agree.