In tonight's Vanderpump Rules Season 2, Episode 7 recap, Katie Maloney goes off on her friends and makes some stunning accusations, while Jax Taylor and Stassi Schroeder seriously hate each other. Let's take a look at tonight's top five craziest moments. And then, we can all read The Great Gatsby together, old sport.
5. Tom gets an earful from Kristen during their awful, awful date
There's a saying about how it's the thought that counts, but Tom Sandoval might have wanted to put a little more thought into his not-so-perfect date with Kristen Doute, which involved taking Kristen — a longtime vegetarian — to a place that basically only serves meat. Then, Kristen squeezes in yet another jab about Tom cheating on her. Sounds like the date was a blast.
4. Stassi pretends to like Scheana's writing
Stassi and Scheana Marie appear to finally be on good terms, as Stassi has nothing but kind things to say about Scheana's column. However, Stassi then tells us that she doesn't actually like Scheana and is only inviting her to Cabo for her birthday to humor her. Nice.
3. Scheana grinds on Peter for his birthday
It's Peter Madrigal's 30th birthday, so everyone — even Lisa Vanderpump! — heads to a club for the big bash. However, things get tense when Katie mocks Scheana for grinding on a shirtless Peter when she's in a relationship.
2. Jax and Stassi do battle at SUR
At this point, Jax and Stassi really can't even be in the same room as one another. Stassi is upset that Jax is texting her while still bragging about his conquests. The two get into a blow-out fight at work, with Stassi calling Jax a sociopath and saying she would quit work to avoid him. Finally, Jax storms out of SUR. So much for anything getting settled.
1. Katie says Jax slept with Kristen!
Things get insane at the club when Kristen tells Scheana that no one likes her, and Scheana is offended that Stassi doesn't stand up for. Then, we learn later about how Katie behaved later that night, including claiming that Jax has slept with Kristen and that Tom has slept with Ariana Madix. Whoa! When the girls confront Katie about this the next morning, she storms off. Seems to be a theme in this episode, no?