Once Upon a Time Season 3, Episode 7 Quotes: “This Is Awkward”
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Once Upon a Time Season 3, Episode 7 Quotes: “This Is Awkward”

The characters on Once Upon a Time might have their hands full with breaking curses and fighting Peter Pan and whatnot, but that doesn’t mean they’re too busy for a good zinger.

We've rounded up the 10 best quotes from this week’s episode, Season 3, Episode 7: “Dark Hollow,” including a discussion of Eric’s possible fetishes. Enjoy!

10. Neal [to Hook]: “You came to Neverland on a pirate ship through a magic portal, but you draw the line at a magic coconut.”

Neal suddenly has a lot in common with the Professor from Gilligan’s Island.

9. Granny: “What’s the matter? Too many pickles, not enough pickles?”

As long as you have the right number of pickles, Granny assumes you’re all set.

8. Happy [about Storybrooke without Charming and Snow]: “It’s only five days, but it’s the first five days without killing.”

It’s always nice to keep the killing to a minimum.

7. Ariel [to Belle, about Gold]: “He’s really into being cryptic, isn’t he?”

Gold is not very direct, either in human form or holograph form.

6. Hook [to Neal, about himself kissing Emma]: “Well, this is awkward.”

No argument here.

5. Ariel [to Belle, about Pandora’s Box]: “Shouldn’t you be wearing gloves or something?”

Who knew mermaids were so into skin care?

4. Neal [to Hook, about his lighter]: “Welcome to the 21st century.”

Neal happens to have a Zippo in his pocket, and suddenly he’s Mr. Technology.

3. Ariel: “I’m not afraid of you or your gun and not just because I don’t know what it is.”

Apparently, the mermaid community is all about solving problems with their words.

2. Emma [about Dark Hollow]: “Why couldn’t it be called something like Sunshine Valley or Rainbow Cove?”

We agree that some friendlier names could definitely improve Neverland’s tourism levels.

1. Regina: “Now you can have legs whenever you want or a fin. Whatever Eric’s into these days.”

Don’t judge, Regina.

What was your favorite quote from the episode? Let us know in the comments below!

11.11.2013 / 12:00 AM EDT by Ryan Gajewski
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