Last time we checked in on True Blood's mentally unstable pack of vampires, werewolves, feral faerie children, and shirtless hotties, everyone was freaking out about getting thrown into Vamp Camp (aka Vampire Jail), which –– despite its name -– is not a camp where vampires learn how to tie-dye T-shirts and sing Kumbaya.
Check out HBO's official synopsis for True Blood Season 6, Episode 6: "Don't You Feel Me" for a sneak peek at what to expect during next Sunday's game-changing episode! (This is, of course, after everyone has to “F*** the Pain Away” in Episode 5.
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“Bill (Stephen Moyer) decides to seek out Lillith (Jessica Clark) for advice on handling the escalating human-vampire crisis. Eric (Alexander Skarsgård), Pam (Kristin Bauer van Straten), Nora (Lucy Griffiths), Jason (Ryan Kwanten) and Jessica (Deborah Ann Woll) get up-close-and-personal looks at the perverse perils of Vamp Camp. Sam (Sam Trammell) comes to a decision he hopes will be in Emma’s (Chloe Noelle) best interest. Andy (Chris Bauer) gives his faerie daughter a name, or two or three or four. Arlene (Carrie Preston) has a solution to Terry’s (Todd Lowe) malaise. Eric makes a startling discovery.”
Time to break this thing down. First of all, we're thrilled that Bill is reuniting with Lilith with his seeing-the-future dreams, though not sure how much the naked vamp will actually help. Second of all, why are Jess and Jason at Vamp Camp?! Did these crazy kids up and get themselves captured? We knew that Nora and Pam were there, and figured Tara and Eric would follow suit, but why would Jason be thrown into the mix? Did he follow Jessica there to rescue her? So many questions, so little time.
Also, we can only assume that Eric's "startling discovery" is code for him realizing that he is, in fact, the hunkiest vampire in Bon Temps. We still love you, Bill, but please. Ever since you emerged from that puddle of Lilith goo, the odds haven't been in your favor.
Are you as excited as we are about this Sunday's episode? Head to the comments and dish!