True Blood Season 6: Top 5 Quotes From Episode 8 — “Dead Meat”
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True Blood Season 6: Top 5 Quotes From Episode 8 — “Dead Meat”

If the most recent episode of True Blood taught us nothing else, it’s that our boy problems have got absolutely nothing on Sookie “Everybody Is Obsessed With Me”Stackhouse. We also learned that Jason maybe kinda likes being the submissive one, and that Eric is not going to take this whole dead-sister thing lying down. Until next week comes to slake our thirst, let’s revisit the best moments of Season 6, Episode 8 (“Dead Meat”) with these ever so notable quotables.

1. Caught red-minded.

Adilyn, reading Arlene’s mind, shocked: Aunt Arlene!

Arlene, snapping: Well don’t go reading people’s minds, you’re liable to find something you don’t like!

2. Beating a

Sookie, at her parents’ grave: I’d rather walk the earth a living corpse than spend eternity here beside you.

3. Guuuulp!

Jessica, upon entering the round room in vamp camp: We’re all going to meet the sun in here.

4. I think I need to go nap away the sad.

Sam: I don’t know why death still surprises me.

5. Brings whole new meaning to the idea of torturing your ex.

Sarah Newlin, to Steve as he trots on the vampire hamster wheel: It is scientifically impossible for you to be this SLOW!

What was your favorite quote from the episode? Sound off in the comments!

Catch the next episode of True Blood on Sunday, August 11 at 9 p.m. EST on HBO.

08.5.2013 / 12:00 AM EDT by Rebecca Stokes
Related: True Blood, Quotes, Sookie Stackhouse, Sam Merlotte, Sarah Newlin

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