True Blood Season 6: Top 6 Pam Snarks From Episode 1!
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True Blood Season 6: Top 6 Pam Snarks From Episode 1!

The intense True Blood Season 6 premiere seemed a little light on the snark that we love so much, but you can always count on Pamela Swynford de Beaufort to serve up some tasty lines! Even under duress while trying to escape the murderous “Billith” and the Vampire Authority guards, Pam managed to spit a few zingers out. Here's her best from True Blood Episode 1, "Who Are You, Really?"

6. They probably have some pretty good moves

Pam, to the officers bursting into Fangtasia: And you boys are … wait, lemme guess: male strippers?

5. I have some questions …

Pam, to Nora: Excuse me, Bitch Sergeant, who the fuck are you and why are you telling me what to do?

4. Meow! Nice comeback

Pam, about Governor Tyrell: If that slimy suit comes near me or any of my shit …

Nora: Will you shut up about your shit when the world's about to end!

Pam: Honey, I don't about the world but I'm about to end your FACE.

3. The sunshine probably isn't fun either

Pam, to Tara: I hate the beach. Fish piss and sand in your cooch.

2. Now picturing a flying vamp with an umbrella

Pam, to Eric (about Nora): Who the fuck is Mary Poppins? And can I just kill her?


Pam, to Tara: What's your longest relationship, Tara? Two weeks? We fucked once and now it's you and me, girlfriends forever? That's what you think?

06.18.2013 / 12:00 AM EDT by Amie Simon
Related: True Blood, Pamela Swynford De Beaufort, Kristin Bauer

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