The Bachelorette

The Bachelorette Season 9 Episode 4 Promo: Speedos and Shade for Days

On The Bachelorette Season 9 Episode 4, Desiree Hartsock takes the boys to Paris London Jamaica Atlantic City, where they are in for the "ride of their lives" or something (cue amusement park reference here).

And although James Case and Brad McKinzie get 1-on-1s with Des, the remaining 11 guys strip down, heel up, and hip swivel their way through a "Mr. America" competition. Judging the contest are Miss America 2013, the mayor of Atlantic City, and Des. And yes, there is a swimsuit competition.

But for every ab we see in this promo, we see an equal amount of shade being thrown Ben Scott's way. Surprisingly, it's not all coming from Mikey Tenerelli and Mike Garofola this time. Who else is hatin', what does Ben do to deserve it, and what happens next? It's all here.

(Editor's Note: Apologies, but the promo is only the first minute and change. The rest is slow motion revival, for those of you who need to watch it reeeeeeealllllly carefully)