“She’s Gangster Chic” Quotes From Real Housewives of New York Season 5, Episode 4
There are always good one-liners on The Real Housewives of New York. On this week’s episode (Season 5, Episode 4: “Diss-Invite”) there were plenty of Pinot-fueled ramblings to pick from. Below is our selection of the best quotes from the episode.
“I eat one hard-boiled egg every day.” Aviva, on nutrition. We don’t know why we found this so hilarious. Maybe because it was so random?
"I don't have to be the Countess. I'm Lu." Countess Luann. Wrong! You shall be Countess Lu.
“Do you think we're part of the 1%?" Carole, to her friend Tripp, after seeing Occupy Wall Street. Carole, we love you, but yeah, you are.
"The Upper East Side is a scary place," Carole’s friend Tripp. Especially with all the free-roaming Housewives.
"She's gangster chic." Luann on Heather. Well, now we know one word that should be banned from Luann’s lexicon.
"People ask me why I don't return their messages. Come on. Single mom. Hurricane. Dog got hit by a car. Two out of seven toilets plugged. Doing her own electrical work. Changing light bulbs. I got a toaster oven coming out. Leave a text message." Sonja, on her busy life. Now we know why she needs interns!
"It's like she has royal Tourettes Syndrome." Carole on Luann’s name-dropping. It’s better than diarrhea of the mouth.
"Light bulb on my head. Pinot on my head." Ramona, on finally “getting it.” Ramona is a Pinot genius.
"Cut the cake. Not the cheese!" Sonja, while cutting her Social Life cake. Sonja can always be counted on injecting some class into an otherwise dull party.