“She’s Looser Than a Thrift Store Turtleneck” and More Quotes From Glee Season 2, Episode 17

The newest episode of Glee did not disappoint, especially with Sue back in full effect! If we could, we'd totally give the Glee writers a hug because they were so on point. Here are our picks for the top 10 quotes from Season 2, Episode 17: “A Night of Neglect.”

“She’s Looser Than a Thrift Store Turtleneck” and More Quotes From Glee Season 2, Episode 17
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10. That’s just Sandy being Sandy
Sue (Jane Lynch): Sandy, how do you manage to enter a building without setting off all fire alarms?

9. Artie sounds a little paranoid to us
Artie (Kevin McHale): Seriously, with your size, you easily could have stayed in the air ducts for days.

8. We think Karofsky made the right choice
Santana (Naya Rivera) (to Karofsky): Two choices: You stay here, and I crack one of your nuts — right or left, that’s your choice — or you walk away and live to be a douchebag another day.

7. Details, details
Lauren (Ashley Fink) [about Mike]: So trying to remember his name right now.

6. Sue finally feels a little sympathy for Schue
Sue: And I call this group the League of Doom.
Terri (Jessalyn Gilsig): Okay, first of all, that is a ridiculous name. And second of all, what kind of a meeting doesn’t have bagels or something?
Sue: Wow, it would be hard to be married to you.

5. Puck calls Schue out
Will (Matt Morrison): Wait, I get the three of you being on the team.
Puck (Mark Salling): Is it because two of them are Asian and Artie wears glasses?

4. She never ceases to amaze us
Sue: I’m sure you’re wondering why I called you all together here in the dead of night when I’m normally out bow-hunting for hobos.

3. Big Macs can be heavy
Dustin Goolsby: Let me tell you something about Will Schuester: That guy has tiny baby hands. Seriously, it’s weird. Once, I saw him try to pick up a Big Mac — he couldn’t do it. He had to eat it layer by layer.

2. Brittany has strange tastes
Will: This is salt water taffy.
Brittany (Heather Morris): Oh, I love salt water.

1. We’re just surprised that Sue has even been to a thrift store
Sue: [Holly’s] looser than a thrift store turtleneck, and probably just as diseased.

04.21.2011 / 02:43 AM EDT by Ryan Gajewski
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