Snooki’s Gives Crazy Sex and Parenting Advice to Channing Tatum! (VIDEO)
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Snooki’s Gives Crazy Sex and Parenting Advice to Channing Tatum! (VIDEO)

Our girl Snooki is often tongue-in-cheek when it comes to the advice she gives fans (and other celebrities!), and her newest vid on “Baby Daddy” basics is possibly her funniest and most ridiculous yet.

Snooks just uploaded this new video to her Celebuzz blog, where she congratulates Channing Tatum and his wife Jenna on their new baby, Everly. Of course, Snooki had plenty to say on the subject of being a new father, and gave out some wacky advice to the new parents as part of her latest “Celebaby Report.”

“Do not crush the kid,” Snooki said. “You are a manly guy, with nice big hands. Really big hands. And although your wife must be satisfied, you need to be as careful as possible when it comes to holding a newborn.” She then demonstrated how not to hold a baby, as it will result in the baby “spitting up” on you and, as she said, since the little one’s head is soft and squishy, “she’s basically a bobblehead.” Oh, Snooki.

Snooki also gave some tips on the grosser side of parenting: diaper changes! She also told Channing not to be timid about cleaning his daughter’s lady parts, as Snooki claims it’s “not even a real vagina yet!”

Finally, Snooki said to make sure you let your partner rest after giving birth, and waiting until “all systems are go” to have sex again. Well, that’s one of putting it...

Watch Snooki’s crazy advice video for “baby daddies” below, then let us know what you think of her tips in the comments!