Recaps

This week, Dance Moms went to the land of “sun, sand, and pool boys” as Abby Lee Miller put it: Miami! But first, miserably, we must begin in the world-famous, internationally known city of Pittsburgh, where Abby is telling her troopers that “Last week was unacceptable.” On to the Pyramid of Doom.

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On the bottom this week are dollop of sweetness Mackenzie...

Have you recovered from last week’s Dance Moms, in which Candy Apples Cathy danced like a chicken in the final minutes? We barely have. But now we have a new episode, and that means more Abby Lee, more Cathy, and more crying children.

But naked crying children this time! Shall we?

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“Congratulations!” That’s the first word out of Abby Lee Miller’s mouth, and...

Abby Lee Miller has gotten herself quite the reputation these days. From Dancing With the Stars pro Mark Ballas to the ladies on The View, her teaching style is under attack. Which is why we were so delighted to turn on a brand new Dance Moms and see Abby telling the girls to dance really well at the upcoming Fire and Ice competition in Pittsburgh.

Why? As Abby says, “I have a...

The girls of Dance Moms certainly had some misfortunes in Texas last week, from Maddy’s shocking fall to Kendall’s costume drama. But in this week’s episode (Season 2, Episode 7) Abby Lee has worked her magic because Jill seems just delighted to be at the studio, and Maddy’s injury has healed right up. On to the pyramid of doom!

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Our favorite tiny dancer,...

Dance Moms was extra-special this week (Season 2, Episode 6), for several reasons: We got to spend our Valentine’s Day with Abby Lee Miller, a certain someone was at the top of the Pyramid, and one Momzilla wore a cowboy hat. Let’s review!

Did you know that Abby Lee’s dance floor costs $68,000? Well, Abby is here to remind Jill, who dared to wear boots on it.

Speaking of...