It looks like it’s time for Kris Jenner to build a moat around her mansion, because the security the reality star’s currently packing just isn’t cutting it.
The Kardashian matriarch, whose hallowed Hidden Hills home was already the target of a sneaky paparazzo last year following the birth of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s daughter, North, is now up against another creep who tried a little too hard to keep up with the Kardashians.
TMZ reports that a 20-year-old man schlepped all the way from Arizona to find his favorite reality family and wasn’t going to let anything deter him on his quest to see the stars.
The man somehow made it past the security guards who stand vigil over the gated community’s entrance and got up close and personal with the windows of the Jenner abode, peering into the house, where a shocked and frightened Kim Kardashian found him.
Kim quickly alerted security, at which point the man took off — only to be picked up by police a short distance away from the house.
Insistent that he wasn’t just some run-of-the mill creeper, the man, who law enforcement officials described as “[reeking] of body odor,” told them that he was Kendall Jenner’s boyfriend, later amending the story to say that he was Justin Bieber’s step-brother. While clearly talented at evading the powers that be, but not terrific at operating at full capacity, the dude was put under the trademark crazy 5150 hold.
We’re just glad to hear that everyone, including the fanatical fan, is safe — and that all of the world’s harem pant-wearing, airplane tattooing, Bill Clinton-hating Biebers are already accounted for.