Quick, form a prayer circle with your computer and say a few words for Gary Head. This Teen Mom 2 star (aka Jenelle Evans' ex-fiancé) was just robbed at his safe place — the celestial house of discount worship that is Walmart. We know, tears. Tears for Gary.
Apparently, this dude was innocently shopping for candles with his new girlfriend, Hannah Fowler, when they spotted a sinister townie assaulting his girlfriend. Gary, being the superhero that is he is, decided to save the day — only to end up getting "jumped" by this dude's friends.
"I still came out on top," Gary mused.
Totally! You know, except for getting all his belongings stolen.
"I NEED TO BE PICKED UP FROM WALMART," he tweeted. "Car keys, wallet, everything stolen."
We feel terrible for poor Gary. After all, he was just trying to be a hero and stand up for what's right. But even worse? Gary's gal pal had all her personal items stolen while Gary was busy being beaten up.
"I feel so bad for my babygirl @hfowla," Gary tweeted. "When I was getting jumped. She got robbed for all her belongings."
But what about the candles, guys? Let's hope they made it out of this situation in one piece and didn't spontaneously melt in fear.