To the left, Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra. Teen Mom 2's Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin have just dethroned you as the cutest couple ever and it's all thanks to their amazing aquatic wedding. These two tied-the-knot on September 21 at the Adventure Aquarium in Camden, New Jersey, and the pictures are nothing short of amazing!
No seriously, our jaws are currently on the floor thanks to this snapshot of Javi and Kailyn celebrating their nuptials, in which Kailyn is firmly grabbing her man's assets while he grips her derriere like he don't care. Sigh, so saucy!
Sure, this picture caused us temporary blindness (we're not used to seeing Kail and Javi pack on the PDA...and frankly any mention of butts causes us to have PTSD as a result of Farrah Abraham's groundbreaking sex flick Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom), but guys! So cute!
By the way, does anyone else think Kailyn and Javi should go ahead and have a third wedding? This was their second celebration of love (they originally got hitched in a courthouse ceremony back in 2012), and you know what they say — third time's a charm!