Horrifying body art news, everyone. No, Amber Portwood didn't re-pierce her thumbs in celebration of her escape from jail — even better? Kailyn Lowry's chest dermal has finally made its triumphant escape from her body. Drinks on us!
This Teen Mom 2 starlet is all about innovative tattoos and piercings, but her dermals have been haunting her since she got them on that fated winter day in Las Vegas (read: this past January). Kailyn initially had three dermals bedazzling her collarbone, but it looks like two of them rejected her body (clearly they were horrified by their own existence), while the third refused to leave. Until now!
Kailyn took it to the internets to tell fans that she's finally dermal-free, tweeting "Anddddd my last dermal is finally out. NEVER AGAIN."
Meanwhile, Kailyn's husband, the hunky air man known as Javi Marroquin, tweeted "Every time kails dermal wiggles out I wanna throw up. She just texted me and said it came out for good."
Welp, there goes lunch. And every other meal we were planning on eating today. Thank goodness Kailyn is dermal free, and hopefully her terrifying tale will inspire other Teen Mom stars not to wander down the same path. Then again, the pictures of Amber Portwood's infected thumb skin is all the inspiration they need.