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The spookiest-scariest night of the year is almost upon us! That's right, Halloween is around the corner, which means the time has come for MTV's Teen Mom ladies and their babies to dress up. Naturally, we expect most of the kids to outfit themselves as either princesses or the cast of Duck Dynasty, while their moms will likely dress up as "sexy zombies." Case in point, Teen Mom 2's Chelsea Houska.

This professional makeup artist went to town for a pre-Halloween party, and dressed up as … actually, it's a little unclear. All we know is that Chelsea's wearing a super '90s jean jacket, has fake blood dripping down her face, and looks like she was attacked by some rabid, clawed animal.

Sigh, leave it up to Chelsea to look drop-dead gorgeous with fake blood dripping all over her body. And can we please talk about what a talented makeup artist this broad is? Chelsea is working on her cosmetology degree at Black Hills Beauty College, and she's obviously learned all kinds of mad skills. We're so impressed by her Halloween costume, and can't wait to find out how she dresses up her daughter, Aubree Houska!

We assume Aubs will trick-or-treat as a Barbie, but maybe she'll surprise us and dress up as an Ugg. Also, we'd like to take a moment to bemoan the fact that none of the Teen Mom ladies are being a "mummy" this year. What is the world coming to?