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The time has come to clutch your pearls, head to the swamp lands of North Carolina, and ugly-cry all over a feral alligator. You guessed it, our Internet boyfriend, Teen Mom 2's Kieffer Delp, has been arrested.

Kieffer was booked on the night of October 31, which means we officially have beef with Halloween. How dare you take our sweet prince away from us, Halloween? How dare you? According to his arrest record, Kieffer was charged with three infractions, including Breaking or Entering (sigh, this grifter…), and two counts of Driving While License Revoked.

He's been held on a $3,100 bond at none other than the Brunswick County Jail, his ex-girlfriend Jenelle Evans's home away from home! We're not sure why Kieffer felt the need to illegally drive around the swamplands and break into someone's home, but we can only assume this was a Trick-or-Treat gone awry. Clearly, Keef was simply trying to score himself some candy, and homeowners were so traumatized by his appearance on their front porch that they called 911. It happens to the best of us.

In other news, you may be interested to know that Jenelle Evans's estranged husband, Courtland Rogers, is also being held at the Brunswick County Jail — where he'll remain for up to nine months thanks to failing a drug test.

Jenelle hasn't commented on Kieffer's arrest — possibly because she was too busy roaming around North and South Cackalacky dressed in a skin-tight Catwoman costume — but she's probably mocking up a "Free The Delp" T-shirt as we write this.

Source: All The Teen Moms / Wilmington Mug Shots