Recap of Teen Mom 2 Season 5, Episode 2 (January 28, 2013)

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Kailyn Lowry's life circa 2013 is so stressful. This girl is hugely pregnant during the second episode of Teen Mom 2 Season 4, and to make matters worse she's in the midst of a bitter custody battle with her baby daddy, Jo "Nerd In A Cool Kid's Body" Rivera, or N.I.C.K.b to you mere mortals.

Jo and Kailyn went to court to figure out their schedule with Isaac this week, and guys? Turns out Jo has a super evil side (we blame his chintee — it's so sinister!). Despite the fact that Kailyn is hoping to fast-track her cross-state move, their court date ends up being extended and changed to a new county, which majorly delays Kailyn's move to Dover with Javi and Isaac.

So why are Kailyn and Jo in court to begin with? Apparently, N.I.C.K.b is freaked out by the prospect of Isaac moving out of state (even though he'd be in driving distance...), and Kailyn just doesn't have time for his drama. Don't forget, this girl is planning a wedding and baking a bun in her oven. Two words: No Scrubs.

Unfortunately, it doesn't look like Kailyn and Jo will resolve their custody battle anytime soon, which means Kailyn is stuck in Pennsylvania while her husband, Javi Marroquin, does super-manly Air Force stuff in Delaware (honestly, we don't know what he gets up to over there … other than recreating scenes from Top Gun).

Do you think Jo is wrong for trying to force Kailyn to stay in Pennsylvania? Hit the comments and let us know!

P.S. Shout out to Jo for wearing knee-high socks and sandals throughout most of this episode. Someone put this dude on the cover of Vogue.