Recap of Teen Mom 2 Season 5, Episode 5 (February 18, 2014)

You know what Jenelle Evans's life is missing? A screaming baby. Think about it —  babies are totally adorable and make the perfect accessory! In fact, we're thinking baby vomit will look even better in Jenelle's hair than feathers, and she's right there with us.

This week on Teen Mom 2, Jenelle and her brand new boyfriend, Nathan Griffith, decided to take their relationship to the next level and try for a kiddo. You know, because they'd been dating an entire two months at the time of this episode, and it was the next obvious step in their relationship.

As most of y'all know, Jenelle is currently pregnant with a love child named Kaiser (you're welcome, everyone), but why did she and Nathan decide to have a baby in the first place? It's simple: Jenelle was bumming super hard about not having Jace in her life, and she wanted to prove her haters wrong. Oh, and also because — duh! — Nathan is the love of her life and she needs to make babies with him stat!

Plus, let's not forget that Jenelle and Nathan "practice" getting pregnant "every day" (TMI, guys), so they might as well go for it.

We know, side-eyes, but if you think about it hard enough it makes sense.

Naturally, Barbara wasn't thrilled about Jenelle's plan to preheat her easy bake oven, but considering that Jenelle's currently pregnant, it looks like ol' Babs doesn't have much say in the matter.

Do you agree with Jenelle's reason for getting pregnant, or do you think she and Nathan jumped the gun? Weigh in below with your feelings and emotions!