Recap of Teen Mom 2 Season 5, Episode 9 (March 18, 2014)

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Remember last week on Teen Mom 2 when Adam Lind announced that he wanted visitation with Chelsea Houska's daughter, Aubree? And then Chelsea collapsed into a puddle of tears and hair extensions? So do we, because were were shaking our firsts at the television in rage while stress-eating Cheetos and prison tattooing "NO SCRUBS" on our forehead.

It was an emotional time for everyone, and this week on Teen Mom 2, Chelsea and Adam's custody battle got even more intense. Not only did Chelsea file an official objection to Adam's visitation request, she made sure to put his arrest record in the spotlight. Because in case you'd forgotten, Adam has more than a few DUIs under his belt. Sigh, friend.

So, how did Adam feel about Chelsea's objection? He definitely wasn't sweating it, and seemed to think the judge would look favorably on his idyllic life and forget all about those pesky DUIs.

"I don't know if it will be a big court fight or not," Adam mused to one of his homies. "It could be. I just don't know what they could have in their defense. What are they gonna say. I got a couple DUIs on my record but that's all she could use against me."

Look, we're thrilled that Adam has finally shaped up his act and stopped drinking/driving, but "a couple DUIs" is hardly something a judge would ignore. We have a feeling Adam won't get very far in his custody case, but hey — crazier things have happened in Sioux Falls. Like that time Adam got into a fiery car wreck with a couple old ladies

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