Recap of Teen Mom 2 Season 5, Episode 9 (March 18, 2014)
Leah Messer might be living it up as Teen Mom 2's resident West Virginia Mountain Mama, but her life isn't all fun, games, and spoon-clanking sessions. Despite having a great relationship with her baby daddy, Corey Simms, as well as three flawless love children, Leah and her hubby, Jeremy Calvert, were having a few issues during this week's episode of Teen Mom 2. Basically, Jeremy wanted to take on yet another manly pipeline job, and Leah was feeling completely abandoned by her man. Ugh, pipeline problems, right guys?
Poor Leah was terrified that Jeremy's job would put undue stress on their relationship, but this dude wasn't having it when she suggested going to therapy. We blame Jeremy's necklace — clearly it is jealous of the love he has for Leah.
Anyway, Jeremy didn't want some random shrink interfering with his marriage to Leah, and seemed to think things were just hunky dory in their 'ship. But you guys. Leah and Jeremy could barely get through a conversation about arguing without arguing — clearly these two need professional help getting their love train back on track!
Sadly, after a few arguments (and a weird incident in which Jeremy slapped Leah's face with a piece of bacon), Leah had no choice but to curl up on the couch and cry about her doomed relationship while Jeremy ditched her for a five-week job in New Mexico. That's right, this hunk's response to the idea of therapy was leaving the state for more than a month. Why do we have a feeling next week's episode of Teen Mom 2 is going to be nothing but drama?
Also, we apologize for the above use of the phrase "love train."