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We need to talk about Mackenzie Douthit's oral hygiene. We know this Teen Mom 3 starlet spends vast amounts of time with hay bales, feral pigs, and men who wear chaps, but there's no excuse for not brushing one's teeth at least once a day — especially when you have a boyfriend!

And speaking of boyfriends, we can only assume that Mackenzie's baby daddy, the ridiculously hunky rodeo cowboy known as Josh McKee, is currently breathing into a paper bag thanks to the news that his gal didn't brush her chompers for two days straight back in 2012.

"Josh- I have to tell you something," Mackenzie tweeted on October 6. "Last year I went two days without brushing my teeth and I let you kiss me...."

No words. Unless Mackenzie was camping in the backwoods and didn't have access to a toothbrush, we're having a hard time understanding why she chose to abandon her teeth for 48 hours. Imagine all the old food that piled up in her neglected pearly whites — not to mention what must have been going on with her breath!

Luckily, Mackenzie and Josh are currently married, so he has no choice but to look past her sordid tale of hygiene fails. But does anyone else think Josh should get revenge by subjecting Mackenzie to the same treatment? All we know is that somewhere in South Dakota, Papa Randilicious D.D.S. is crying soft tears.