Teen Mom 3's Mackenzie Douthit recently hitched her lady-wagon to her baby daddy, Josh McKee, and she's been lucky in love ever since. This small town girl lives with Josh and their son in Oklahoma, and they're expecting baby number two in winter 2014!
Sounds like everything's peachy keen in paradise, right guys? Nope, wrong. Not only is Mackenzie vomiting up a storm thanks to the unpleasant combination of pregnancy and diabetes, her husband is nowhere to be seen! Fans got a firsthand look at Josh flaking out on Mackenzie during Teen Mom 3's first season (rodeo > baby mamas, apparently), and now girlfriend's worried that she's losing her man all over again!
Turns out October is hunting season in the South, and Josh will be spending his waking hours trolling around the backwoods with his forest friends. By which we mean forest enemies, because he definitely plans on killing these critters.
"The time of the year when all of us oklahoma wifes lose our husbands as they spend all their time in a deer stand...." Mackenzie tweeted on October 23. "#huntingseason."
Sigh, this is Bambi all over again. More specifically, the scene where Bambi's mom is shot by a hunter (looking at you, Josh), and then Bambi is left all on his lonesome. We have no clue why Josh would rather spend his time increasing the number of adorable deer orphans in ye olde Oklahoma than chill with his wife, but who knows? Maybe he and Mackenzie are starting a deer jerky business and he's trying to beef up on meat.