All the ‘Teen Mom’ Couples, Ranked from Least to Most Complicated (PHOTOS)

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All the ‘Teen Mom’ Couples, Ranked from Least to Most Complicated (PHOTOS)

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All the ‘Teen Mom’ Couples, Ranked from Least to Most Complicated (PHOTOS)

What would Teen Mom be without a little relationship drama?

Though there’s plenty of that to go around with the baby daddies, the gals of the long-running MTV series sometimes confuse us just as much with their current beaus. This on-again-off-again stuff gets old.

But which couples in the franchise are the most complicated of the bunch? Scroll through for photos of all of the show’s twosomes, officially ranked from least complicated to OMG, WTF.

Teen Mom OG airs Mondays at 9 p.m. ET on MTV

All the ‘Teen Mom’ Couples, Ranked from Least to Most Complicated (PHOTOS)
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7. Chelsea Houska and Cole DeBoer

Deboers ❤️

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7. Chelsea Houska and Cole DeBoer

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There isn’t much to overanalyze about the DeBoers, who’ve been married just under a year and live happily in South Dakota with two adorable kiddos. 

Their mutual love for family and farm animals (and belching, TBH) is what love is all about, folks. They’re proof you really can find Prince Charming after dating Adam Lind at a gas station!

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6. Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra

Me & my beautiful wife ????

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6. Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra

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Despite a few rough patches over the years, the OG couple from OG — who’ve been together 11 years now, BTW — are #relationshipgoals in almost every way possible.

These two have tackled everything together, from drug addict parents to adoption to mental health issues and now, co-parenting their spirited two-year-old, Novalee.


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5. Maci Bookout and Taylor McKinney

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5. Maci Bookout and Taylor McKinney

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These lovebirds are currently seeking therapy on TMOG, but we think there’s no better match for our redheaded southern belle than Taylor. Dude can drink her under the table!

But for real, between raising three kids, two dogs, and running two companies and a household, somehow these guys make the whole marriage thing look easy (most of the time).


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4. Jenelle Evans and David Eason

You make my days happier. ????

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4. Jenelle Evans and David Eason

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Jenelle and David have been going strong for almost two years now with zero breakups, which is for sure a first for our girl JE! Plus, it’s clear Dave is quite the family man who steps up to the plate for the kiddos. 

But we’ll be honest, his shady criminal past worries us a bit, as does the fact that he doesn’t ever get to see his son, Kaden. And why oh why does Babs hate him so much?! There’s gotta be a reason.

We’re hopeful, however, that the Evans/Eason nuptials are still a go for fall 2017!


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3. Kailyn Lowry and Chris Lopez

???? #kailifornia

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3. Kailyn Lowry and Chris Lopez

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We know, we know, technically Kail and baby daddy no. 3 are no longer together, but that doesn’t make their status any less confusing.

Are they in contact at all? Will he be a presence in his child’s life? Is Kail really okay with raising her child all by her lonesome...forever? We need answers, guys.


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2. Amber Portwood and Matt Baier

Ty everyone for ur well wishes but it's not our wedding. It's for our good friends Wayne and Annette.

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2. Amber Portwood and Matt Baier

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Amber has been defending her controversial man since they first met online in 2014 — against the numerous child support cases, the illegitimate kids stuff, the Teen Mom superfan rumors, whatever. 

Things went from decent to really bad recently, though, amid rumors they’re in an abusive relationship, he cheated on her, he relapsed on drugs… the usual.

Despite talk that he failed a lie detector test and thus she postponed their October 2017 wedding, Amber claims they’re still together but working on their trust issues. One question — why?!

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1. Farrah Abraham and Simon Saran

Me and the birthday girl! @farrah__abraham #jamaica

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1. Farrah Abraham and Simon Saran

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For someone claiming to be single, Farrah sure does spend a lot of time with her ex-boyfriend.

It seemed Sophia’s mama ended things with Simon (like, eight times) because he couldn’t settle down — why else does one buy herself a 14-carat engagement ring?! — but yet they keep running back to each other, even recently taking a romantic vacation to Jamaica! 

Still, Farrah insists they’re just friends and she’s going to start looking for love on reality TV, despite hanging out with Simon basically every other week. We’re just downright puzzled.


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What would Teen Mom be without a little relationship drama?

Though there’s plenty of that to go around with the baby daddies, the gals of the long-running MTV series sometimes confuse us just as much with their current beaus. This on-again-off-again stuff gets old.

But which couples in the franchise are the most complicated of the bunch? Scroll through for photos of all of the show’s twosomes, officially ranked from least complicated to OMG, WTF.

Teen Mom OG airs Mondays at 9 p.m. ET on MTV