Teen Mom

Do you end every episode of Teen Mom 2 shaking your head in shock at the combination of drama and WTF-ery that just unfolded?

We spent this entire season with our jaws dropped in horror — usually when Kieffer was on screen — and we’ve rounded up the 10 biggest WTF bombs for you to look back on!

1. Corey Dresses as Santa, Ruins Our Childhood While Doing So

Corey gave the American public a treat and dressed up as Santa for his girls. But not just regular Santa. No, that would be too easy. Corey dressed up as a Southern Polyester Santa, complete with a beard made out of one single piece of fake felt. 

2. Random Dog Ruins Christmas; Chelsea and Aubree Might Be Rabid

Among the many joys of Chelsea and Adam’s outing to the Christmas tree farm (the Grinch lady ... the fact that someone allowed Adam to carry an axe ...) was the lone feral dog lingering in the corner. Nope, no explanation. There it was, and there it stayed. Much like Kieffer Delp, come to think of it.

3. Uggitus Is Spreading ... and You’re Next

We’ve said it once, and we’ll say it again: Stop the Ugg madness. The Teen Moms are addicted to Uggs like we’re addicted to them: unhealthy amounts. If we’re not careful, we’re going to wake up with bedazzled suede on our feet as a side effect of watching Teen Mom 2.

4. Why Is Jordan's Voice So Low?

Jordan joins the ranks of Kieffer and Kyle King (Maci Bookout’s boyfriend) in the “We Have No Idea What You’re Saying” Hall of Fame. Even MTV feels our pain, and subtitles these hotties whenever they’re all up in our grill. Don’t worry, Jordan: If you’re hopes and dreams of becoming a successful reality star don’t pan out, you can always rent out your voice to an erotic phone calls hot-line.

5. Kieffer Flashes the Camera

Kieffer suffered a major wardrobe malfunction during his blow-out with Jenelle in the Planet Fun parking lot, and our eyeballs are still burning with the image of his assets on full display. The horror! Note to Kieffer: Please remain fully clothed next season. 

6. Chelsea Spills a Giant Container of Water on Her Bed

We’re sure there’s some medical explanation for why Chelsea was lounging on her bed with a giant cooler attached to her leg post-knee surgery. Nothing’s free in Waterworld, perhaps? But the moment she spilled it all over herself was pure gold. And let’s not forget that there were about five MTV crew-members there who definitely didn’t help her clean up.

7. Jenelle’s Mom Gives Her the Worst Birthday Present Ever

What did Jenelle’s mom, Barbara, give Jenelle on her 19th birthday? Some Fix-A-Flat spray and a couple of jumper cables. Yep, nothing says “I love you” like a hilarious joke gift about that time you kicked your kid out of the house and made her live in her car like a homeless person.

8. Kieffer Wears Flip-Flops With Socks

Three words: Stop the madness. We know Kieffer is some kind of revolutionary dead-beat grifter who has no car, no clothes and a mumbling problem — but there’s no excuse for the combination of socks and sandals. Worse than that? Socks with flip-flops. Here’s to hoping that Kieffer gets a lesson about fashion in jail.

9. Kieffer Never Changes Clothes

Not to rain of Kieffer’s swarthy parade, but boyfriend wore the same outfit for, oh, the past four weeks. Come to think of it, we’ve never really seen what Kieffer gets up to when he’s away from Jenelle. The MTV camera crew are clearly too awed by his god-like physique to follow him around.

10. Joe Humble-Brags About Shower Sex

Look, we know Teen Mom 2 is a reality show, but there’s no reason to haunt our personal hygiene routine  with your sordid tales of shower sex, Jo. Thanks to you, we can never shower again without thinking of this your wet n’ wild chintee.