There are only a handful of 16 and Pregnant episodes left, which means we have to treat every hour of preggo bliss like it's the last slice of pizza on the earth. In other words, savor the flavor.
This week, we met one of Georgia's prettiest peaches, 16-year-old Sarah Roberts, who is shocked to find out that she's baking a bun in her underaged oven! Sigh, what else is new?
Oh, Sarah. This Southern gal is head-over-heels in love with her boyfriend of five years, but we have some concerns. First of all, Blake is a high school dropout whose ultimate fantasy is working on a shrimping boat.
Second of all, he spends his spare time playing video games on Sarah's couch, and it's just like, give the lady a foot massage!
Luckily, Sarah's mom is super supportive, but she's worried that Blake will leave and follow his shrimp boat dreams, and he seems pretty determined to do just that.
We get that he needs to make dolla dolla bills for his family, but does Blake really want to miss his baby's first months of life?
One way or another, Sarah needs to get ready for her kiddo –– but she doesn't get any help from Blake, who skips out on decorating the nursery to "hang with his friends" (read: stroke his shrimp boat).
Get your red head in the game, Flakey Blakey!
Trouble in Paradise
Sarah might be a mommy-to-be, but she's also a full-time student. Unlike Blake, this gal has no intention of bailing out of school, so she signs up for online courses and prepares to take class on the interwebs once the baby arrives!
Speaking of the baby, Sarah heads to the doctor's office to see if her cervix is thinned out and dilated (lovely!), and she and Blake get into a huge fight about what a deadbeat dad he is.
To make matters worse, Sarah's mom hates Blake with a passion –– especially after he calls Sarah a "dumbass" in front of her. Them's fighting words.
Luckily, Blake apologizes to Sarah by gifting her a half-eaten bag of potato chips, and they celebrate their renewed love by going on a romantic train ride.
Blake even sits down with Sarah's mom for a bonding moment, and they finally agree to move past their shrimpy differences –– right in time for the baby's arrival!
Big Mama's House
After doing jumping jacks and eating spicy food (OMG, inducing labor sounds delicious), Blake manages to kickstart her contractions and pops out her baby gal via c-section! Welcome to the world, Tinleigh!
Surprisingly, Blake comes through for Sarah after Tinleigh's birth, and gets a full-time night job to make extra bucks.
But that means Sarah's all on her own when it comes to comforting her crying bundle of joy –– and Blake is absolutely no help changing diapers because he's too busy pimpin' his sweet ride!
After a few weeks of spending almost zero time with his baber, Forrest Gump Blake books it down to North Carolina to work on a shrimp boat (dream big, buddy), leaving Sarah and Tinleigh all on their lonesome.
Sarah's devastated to see her man go, but she's smart, pretty, and fierce –– we're sure she'll be a great mom with or without her good-for-nuthin' baby daddy!