Credit: Twitter Photo: Jenelle Evans on St. Patrick's Day 2013

Everyone please grab a Pink by Victoria's Secret track suit and immediately sacrifice it to the Alfredo Gods. Our favorite Teen Mom 2 star, Jenelle Evans, is having yet another health crisis, and an internet prayer circle needs to be formed.

Jenelle gave fans a scare when she came down with a sudden illness and went to the hospital on May 18 (nooooo!), but the good news? Looks like homegirl was simply suffering from a mild infection.

"My lymph nodes are infected :/" Jenelle tweeted to her fans.

Ouch! Luckily, Jenelle is up and about despite the fact that she's sick (she even went on a road trip with her mom, Barbara Evans!), but girlfriend is in tons of pain. Jenelle says it feels like she has strep throat, and it looks like her meds aren't helping.

"Allergic to penicillin :/ but my mom has been giving me antibiotics, not helping," she tweeted to a fan on May 20, adding "Just take my lymph nodes out already."

Sigh. Looks like Jenelley has yet another mystery illness (it’s like her ovarian cysts all over again), but hopefully she'll rest up and feel better soon! If only this Southern belle had completed her Medical Assisting program — she'd be able to diagnose herself in no time.

Why, Teen Mom Gods, why?

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