Farrah Abraham has been enjoying the high life since her infamous porn, Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, hit the interwebs and X-rated stores everywhere. It landed the newly-crowned porn princess a nationwide strip club tour. To make things even better, today is the momtrepreneur’s birthday and she’s celebrating with a fun-filled night at Passions Nightclub in Hollywood, Fla. But could the Teen Mom star be spending her birthday behind bars instead?
As we mentioned in a previous article, the pasta sauce maker pleaded not guilty to her St. Patrick’s Day DUI charges, and she and her lawyer were awaiting trial on May 31 — aka today. But the reality starlet missed her court date due to all the porn-filled fun she’s been having on her x-rated tour.
“Omfg I'm going to #Jail today.” Whoa. Can you imagine what would happen if Farrah was put in prison where inmates have probably seen her naughty bits? Not good!
Luckily for Farrah, the porn gods worked their magic and made her problems go away. At least that’s what we think since the little lady tweeted: “#NoJail The #Party Lives On:) #EXXXOTICA #FL @5:30-9pm & Party @Passions #HardRock woooohooo:)Best Birthday EVER:)))) #22”
Phew! Now, if we can only find a way to make it down to Florida and dance the night away in our stripper heels with the birthday girl...
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