Could upcoming Teen Mom 2 star Miranda Patterson's life be any more amazing? It's like, first she becomes a police officer (hugs for thugs), then she gets married to everyone's favorite backwoods papa bear, Corey Simms, then she graduates college, and now? Now girlfriend is celebrating her birthday.Get it, girl!
This is Miranda's very first birthday as a married woman, and it looks like Corey is more than happy to help his lady love celebrate.
Sigh, it's times like these that we wish our imaginary boyfriend wore camo. Corey is such a keeper!
No word yet as to what this hot couple are doing to celebrate Miranda's big day, but we imagine the festivities include chewing on stalks of hay, being generally awesome, hanging out with Corey's twin daughters, Ali and Aleeah, and maybe filming a few segments for MTV. Let's not forget that Corey's ex-wife, Leah Messer, is being filmed for a brand new season of Teen Mom 2, and we expect Cor-Cor and Miranda to be heavily featured!
Make sure to wish Miranda happy birthday via Twitter, and if you really want to get crazy, you can always sip on some moonshine and clang a few spoons together in her honor.