The Fourth of July is almost upon us, which means it's time to sit back, relax, and binge eat about forty hot dogs. God bless the USA, y'all! Oh, and we would recommend buying some celebratory fireworks to set off, except for the fact that Teen Mom's Gary Shirley already bought them all. No literally, he just purchased every single firework in the country, and he's currently stashing them in his laundry room.
Someone alert TLC, because we might have a contender for Hoarders: Buried Alive.
"Blowing sh— up," Gary tweeted on July 27 along with a picture of his daughter, Leah, posing next to a mountain of explosives. Good times! We'll just go ahead and ignore the fact that Gary placed his fireworks next to a bunch of highly flammable cleaning supplies. No harm no foul, guys!
We're sure Gary and his little lady are going to have a blast on Independence Day, but it's a shame that they can't spend the patriotic holiday with Leah's mom, Teen Mom star Amber Portwood, who's currently locked up in jail. With any luck, Amber will get out of the clink by this time next year, and she'll be able to spend July 4, 2014 with her family!
Now excuse us while we work on an oil painting of Gary rolling around in some amber waves of grain.