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Farrah Abraham is such a renaissance woman. When this girl isn't having professional porn stars knocking at her backdoor, she can be found binge eating pasta sauce and working on her restaurant, which up until recently was called "F&S." Back in 2012, Farrah said her eatery would feature "cooking classes, a bar like club, and a cafe" all located in a "compound building," but guys? How times have changed.

Farrah's currently in rehab at The Lukens Institute for alcohol abuse, and it looks like her recent DUI has caused her to have a change of heart.

“The main theme and purpose of why I’m making this restaurant is really the community involvement,” Farrah told HollywoodLife before checking into rehab. “It’s called DD’s.”

Um, come again? DD's as in the size of Farrah's newest implants? Hah, as if!

“It’s drinks and donuts, but everything is non-alcoholic and the program is for having designated drivers making good driving choices and decisions," she explains. "I personally am going through a DWI situation, having to pay a lot of fines." Wait, so Farrah's restaurant is an eatery for recovering drunk drivers?

“I feel like when people are going through special hardships and have so many restraints put on them, it’s good to be rewarded,” she says. “It’s good to have free food. It’s good to have all these perks when you go out and eat and a fun and great environment.”

Double wait — Farrah's new resto is offering free food? Someone explain, because we're currently envisioning a bikini-littered cave filled with donuts and former alcoholics.

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