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The Teen Moms love to voice their worldly opinions about love, friendship and — this week — hummingbirds (oh, Gary), so thank goodness for a little thing called Twitter. Check out our roundup of the most OMG tweets of the week!

5. Alexandria Sekella's mind is blown: "Whodunit is on woahhhh."

It's the little things in life.

4. Katie Yeager hits us with a fact: "99.9% love songs are written about beards. I'm certain of it."

Her fetish for facial hair has reached a whole new level.

3. Gary Shirley pens a mini-poem: "Hummingbird heartbeat."

This.

2. Kailyn Lowry shares her deepest fears: "I had a nightmare I got my hair cut to my shoulders."

Almost as scary as realizing your Uggs are knock-offs.

1. Jenelle Evans rubs her happiness in our collective faces: "Him playing with my hair >>> your bf."

We don't have a boyfriend. Does our Snuggie count?