Farrah Abraham was this close to finishing up her rehab stint at The Lukens Institute in Florida before getting kicked out, but guys? The timing couldn't have been better, because girlfriend is seconds away from becoming president of Palm Springs' local Lonely Hearts Club.
While our favorite backdoor superstar was having a great time working out her issues and dreaming up fabulous schemes for her new sober-luvin' donut restaurant, there's no denying that she's been lonely. In fact, Farrah took it to Keek (where else?) to tell fans as much, saying "I'm all alone by my lonesome...That's sad. And I'm sad all alone and I can't wait to go home. Bye."
Um, our hearts just broke into a million donut-shaped pieces. We can't imagine how hard it must be for Farrah Superstar to be away from her gorgeous daughter, Sophia, but hey –– at least she has the crispy shoulder of Tan Mom to lean on. You know, Tan Mom? Farrah's biggest rival? Yeah, she's at The Lukens Institute as well. It's a meeting of the minds!
Also, Farrah's entire video was filmed from the comfort of her hotel, where she showed off her room service meal — a delectable combination of spaghetti and meatballs with "warm chocolatey chocolatey brownie with lots of vanilla bean ice cream," for dessert.
Wash that feast up with a bottle of Raspberry Ketones, and Farrah's in business!
Do you think this gal will make it through her last few days in Florida without passing out in a pile of fudge from loneliness? Weigh in below!