Have you heard the news? Farrah Abraham is taking a break from flaunting her backdoor to kickstart a Sirius XM radio show, and our bodies are officially ready. By which we mean we've invested in a collection of brown bags just in case Farrah talks about doing the humpty hump and we need something to breathe into.
Of course, we can't forget that Farrah is the busiest celebrity ever, so sadly we won't be tuning into her musings for a couple of months. And speaking of said musings, we're dying to know the name of Farrah's show!
"The title of it is going to be called The Scandal," Farrah told Pun Intended's Matt Martin. "On The Scandal we talk about all of these silly things that we hear in the media about relationships and whatnot."
Wow, this title is almost as amazing as the name of Farrah's now defunct reality show, Finding Farrah. We can't wait to hear this gal's thoughts about relationships — especially considering that she's dating three (count 'em!) guys at once!
So, what else can we expect from The Scandal? Celebrity interviews and fun co-hosts, for starters! "We just picked the title of the radio show, so The Scandal," Farrah explained. "And I just got my first co-host on board, and my celebrity interviews are scheduling right now."
Shaking and crying, guys. Please join us as we pray to the Teen Mom Gods that Farrah manages to get her arch nemesis, Tan Mom, as a guest on her show. Make it happen, backdoor mafia!
Source: Pun Intended