Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans might not be dating the wandering swamp-dweller known as Kieffer Delp, but this patchouli-scented brosef is still a huge part of her life. At least on the Internet, aka the only place that really matters.
Jenelle and Kieffer have been feuding for the past, we don't know, bajillion years, and now he's taken it to YouTube to share a few musings about how much he loathes her. And when we say "a few musings," we mean a 3-page long poetic rap rant.
Here is a collection of our favorite lyrics:
You're so easy your jeans be like "damn, why can't you leave me pulled up for once."
I'm street, I be Gucci though.
Anyone ever told you, you look like you was in the Goof Troop show?
Is this false? No. Am I a boss? No. Am I a beast? Yes.
Yep. You're welcome forever. And while we would have loved to transcribe the entire three pages of gloriousness, most of Keef's lyrics are completely not safe for work or life. However, if you want nothing more than to listen to this rapping genius muse about the enlarged size of his man-parts, click here and watch him in all his poetic glory!