In case you'd forgotten, Teen Mom's Tyler Baltierra is writing the next great American novel. This Batman-obsessed baby daddy is currently working on a memoir, which is also maybe fiction? Hard to say, but Tyler's book has a "main character" and she's a heroin addict. Yikes!
"Writing my book!" Tyler tweeted back in June. "I'm kind of shocked on how my main character is turning out. I feel bad for her #heroinaddiction #writing #hobby #passion."
We've been waiting to get our hands on Tyler's fictional musings for months, and it looks like boyfriend is finally giving the people what they want. Yep, our favorite Teen Mom super-stud has taken it to the Internets to share a page from his manuscript, and um...it's amazing. Behold, our favorite sentence:
"All I can hear is a siren roaring in my head; it's as if a propeller underwater stands still next to my ears. This is exactly what I live for. This moment right here, where nothing else concerns me but the rush of the high."