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How much do we love Adam Lind? Let us count the ways. This wayward Teen Mom 2 baby daddy has the most epic facial hair of all time, but Adam's real claim to fame? His intimate relationship with dirt bikes and motorized lawn mowers. Adam loves nothing more than zipping around the backwoods on a fourwheeler, but breaking news, y'all. Apparently he's traded up!

Despite being arrested for three DIUs and driving without insurance or a license, Adam has dropped major bills on two brand new cars. And we're not just talking about a pair of matching manly trucks — Adam's the proud owner of two Corvettes!

“He doesn’t plan on getting insurance for his new cars,” a source tells The Ashley. “He thinks it’s funny.”

Yes, nothing is more hilarious than getting arrested for driving without car insurance. LOL-fest! Apparently, Adam paid for his new wheels outright, so let's hope he still has plenty of money left to help provide for his new baby, the adorable love child known as Paislee!

Adam's baby mama, Taylor Halbur, is currently 40 weeks pregnant with Baby Paislee, and she could pop any day. The good news? She and Pais will be making their return from the hospital in the coolest car ever.

Also, this message was brought to you by The Artist Formerly Known As Prince and his Little Red Corvette.

Source: The Ashley