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Have you heard the fabulous news? Teen Mom's Amber Portwood and her thumb dermals are getting out of jail free! This gal was sentenced to five years in the slammer after voluntarily opting out of her drug court program, and she's being released this coming November — almost four years ahead of schedule!

We can't imagine how excited Amber must be to move home and reunite with her family, especially her baby daddy, Gary Shirley, and their beautiful daughter, Leah. But is Gary returning the favor? Not exactly.

We're sure this lovable watermelon farmer is super excited that Leah's mom will be back in her life, but he's gotten used to raising this little lady all by himself.

"God I love not having diverse parenting issues," Gary tweeted on October 3. "All will soon end, soon. Boo! Oh well I'm a good daddy!"

Sounds like Gary isn't looking forward to co parenting with Amber, which is somewhat understandable given that one time she choked him on camera.

By the way, if you think Amber and Gary are going to get back together once she makes her triumphant return, think again. Gary's currently dating a mystery woman who buys him extravagant kitchen items, so he's definitely off the market! Then again, he might not be able to resist Amber's sensual allure...