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We can't. We just can't with Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra's non-stop adorableness. This Teen Mom couple have been slaying us with their romance for the past five years, and despite a few ups and downs, they're still MTV's most flawless couple. Sure, Tyler and Cate cancelled their wedding during VH1's Couples Therapy, denying the American public access to their renaissance faire themed nuptials while doing so (noooooo!), but they're still engaged and more in love than ever.

Tyler recently took it to the internets to muse about how he and Catelynn can't stop thinking about sex (TMI), and now they've taken their love to the next level by going on a romantic weekend getaway to Detroit –– aka the least romantic city in the world!

Catelynn and Tyler are staying at the MGM and you better believe they're living it up with room service, a super fancy hotel suite, and –– duh –– chocolate covered strawberries. "Couples getaway with my babe @catelynnmtv" Tyler posted to Instagram. "Chocolate covered strawberries n champagne kind of night! #EverlastingLove #KeepinThingsSpicy #MGM #Detroit."

Anyone else living vicariously through this hot couple's love? If so, please feast your eyes on the Insta-vid that Tyler pieced together, featuring clips of him and Catelynn drinking champs, feasting on fruit, and being otherwise perfect. We're so happy these two are keeping the spark alive! Now if they'd only get married already, sigh.