Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, because Teen Mom 2's Corey Simms has become one with his inner Phil Robertson and grown a terrifying backwoods mountain man beard.
This ever-mumbling reality superstar has always had a zest for fashion (remember when that camo baseball had permanently affixed itself to his head?), but his beard takes things to a whole new level. A whole new, vaguely terrifying, completely traumatizing level.
We don't know why Corey felt the need to adorn his face with a thick cluster of curly brown hair, but his beard is definitely a contender for being the 8th Wonder of the World. This dude put up a photo of his miraculously magical facial hair on Twitter without any explanation whatsoever, because guys? The beard speaks for itself.
In other news, we are so concerned about what might be living in this thing. An entire colony of cheese puffs could be taking up residence inside Corey's beard. Either way, this beard is a gift from theTeen Mom gods and Corey's wife, Miranda, is one lucky lady.
What do you think about the newest addition to Corey's face? Love it or please for the love of god leave it?
Can't wait 'til this thing gets long enough to braid!