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Please slice open an organic watermelon and settle into this article, because tears are about to be shed and you'll need to eat your emotions. Turns out our favorite Teen Mom baby daddy, the lovable farmer known as Gary Shirley, is lonely. And our hearts are breaking.

In case you need a refresher, Gary broke up with his girlfriend shortly after giving her a promise ring due to the fact that she'd been cheating on him. We know, right? Devastating. This dude has been single for a little over a month, and it looks like he's more than ready to move on. In fact, Gary seems to be rather lonely.

"Having someone to hold and kiss is what life's all about!" Gary tweeted to no one in particular on January 8. "Oh! and having the latest iPhone! Which I'm still on the 4s 32 gig lol."

Sadly, Gary can't date his iPhone, or all his problems would be solved. He also doesn't seem particularly interested in dating his baby mama, Amber Portwood, who was released from jail back in November after serving 17 months of her 5-year prison sentence.

Hopefully, Gary will be able to find a lady on a dating website like OKCupid. Speaking of which, he can always look us up with the username FutureMrsShirley1234.

Do you think Gary will settle down with the girl of his dreams sometime soon, or should he give his relationship with Amber another shot. Weigh in below!