You guys. You guys. YOU GUYS IT'S KIEFFER DELP'S BIRTHDAY! In other words, we need to celebrate good times, faceplant into a swamp, and cuddle up in a never-been-washed green hoodie, because this is the best day of the year.
Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans's ex-boyfriend is slightly controversial (he did get Jenelley addicted to hardcore drugs), but there's no denying that we've been through some good times with The Delp. We'll never forget Jenelle and Kieffer's first interaction (when Kieffer pondered the delicate musing "y'all sure y'all fine") nor will we forget their first date (when Kieffer and Jenelle lurked by a bog and checked out a giant alligator).
This not-so-happy couple have had some seriously amazing times, and we'd like to take a moment to remember Kieffer's poem to Jenelle — otherwise known as "Your Smile." To quote, "You take my breath away, baby / Like you have from the start / So smile baby, it's forever / You'll always have my heart."
Of course, there were also some bad moments in Kieffer and Jenelle's relationship, like the time Kieffer broke into the home of Jenelle's mom so he could reclaim his pipe tools, or the time he wrote a rap song dedicated to Jenelle. To quote, "You're so easy your jeans be like 'damn, why can't you leave me pulled up for once.'"
In short, we're celebrating the birth of a modern-day Lord Byron. Kieffer is a poetic genius and we will spend the day eating cake in his honor.