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Life as we know it is over, ladies. Despite our best efforts to become Gary Shirley's girlfriend, it looks like this Teen Mom star is once again off the market, and he definitely isn't dating yours truly. SOB!

Gary's dating life has always been shrouded in mystery and watermelons, but it wasn't that long ago that he broke up with his last girlfriend after giving her a promise ring. Turns out Gary and this lucky lady were pseudo-engaged until he found out that she'd been cheating on him with some mere mortal. We know, right? How dare she.

Many Teen Mom fans have been hoping and praying that Gary will get back together with his baby mama, Amber Portwood (who's fresh out of jail after being incarcerated for 17 months), and who knows? Gary hasn't shared the identity of his new lady love, but he did take it to Twitter to update his relationship status.

"Pizza and rummy with my gf and our kids good times," Gary tweeted, breaking our hearts in the process. "When snowed in!"

Considering that Gary mentions "kids" (plural), we're thinking that Amber isn't the lucky lady on his beefy arm. Sigh, looks like these two just aren't meant to be, but we're dying to know who Gary's new gal pal is. Why must he be so cryptic? Stop playing with our emotions, Gary!