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The time has come to check in on North Carolina's most mysterious and mythical resident, Kieffer Delp. Much like his hoodie-wearing alligator forefathers, Kieffer roams the swamplands of North Cackalacky carving "pipes," writing poetry, and using phrases like "itty bitty titty committee," and we're happy to report that he's finally sober. Well, kinda.

You might remember that Kieffer allegedly got Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans addicted to heroin, and let's just say it wasn't pretty — unlike Kieffer's face, which is beautiful. Luckily, Jenelle avoided an overdose and ditched The Delp, leaving Kieffer all on his lonesome!

As far as we know, this dude struggled with addiction for some time, but sobered up over a year ago. That's the good news. The bad news is that Kieffer seems to have replaced heroin with alcohol — which can be just as dangerous.

"Damn I quit shooting heroin over a year ago but is drinking a handle a day any better," he tweeted along with a series of sad-emoticons. "F—K F—K F—K F—K."

It seems as though Kieff has replaced one addiction with another, but at least he's aware that he has a problem. With any luck, this dude will head out of the swamplands and over to the nearest AA meeting to get the help he needs!

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