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By now you've probably heard the glorious news that Teen Mom is making its triumphant return to MTV for a brand new fifth season of drama-rama. Which means you've also heard the devastating news that Farrah Abraham wasn't invited back to the fold.

Farrah's exile from Teen Mom Land seems to be a result of her sex tape, but she's not too worried about being excluded. In fact, she thinks it's MTV's loss — not hers! “I don’t think it will be as great without me,” Farrah tells Life & Style. “I personally won’t be watching.”

Truer words have never been spoken. Teen Mom could only benefit from Farrah's flawless presence (though it will still be amazing), but she's far too busy expanding her horizons to have time for plebeian things like reality stardom.

“Some of the moms on the show still need that," Farrah says. "Fortunately for me, I have other ways of making money. I can’t keep doing the same things year after year.”


Farrah's "other ways" of making money include stripping, selling sex toys, and opening a frozen yogurt eatery, and she denies rumors that the other girls refused to film Teen Mom with her participation.  “No one ever said they wished I would not be back,” Farrah explains.

Well, except for Jenelle Evans. This girl hit up Facebook to throw shade at Farrah writing, "Have u ever thought to yourself that maybe JUST MAYBE MTV doesn't want porn stars on their TV that use to be on Teen Mom? They want to promote PREVENTING pregnancy not PROMOTING Sexual Intercourse. duh..."

Despite Jenelle's comments, it looks like Farrah just wants to distance herself from drama. She even took to Twitter to offer her support to Teen Mom. "Gossip all the immaturity #NotMe," she poetically mused. "Go Teen Mom Go! [MTV] leave me out of the drama & have fun calling me whatever u wish."

Do you think Farrah was kicked off Teen Mom because of her X-rated life in the fab lane? Take to the comments and let us know!

Source: Life & Style