Teen Mom's final season is just hours away, and at this point we're desperate to check in on MTV's original reality entourage!
We love all the teen mommies equally (yes, even Amber!), but we've always felt like Farrah Abraham was out sister from another mister.
Check out five things we want to see from this bombshell beauty when Teen Mom returns for its fourth (and final) season!
1. More Baby Sophia
Last time Farrah and her voluptuous curves hit our TV screens, she was debating about whether or not to bring Baby Sophia with her to Florida. Farrah's been living in the Sunshine State for months, but she's remained cryptic about just how much she sees her beautiful bambino.
Of course, Farrah was chosen to star on Teen Mom so that we fan-girls can see her struggles with parenting, so we assume Sophia will be by her side all season. These peas in a pod couldn't be more adorable!
2. A New Boyfriend
Farrah's had terrible luck with boys ever since her baby daddy's tragic death, and she wasn't ready to jump back into dating after Sophia's birth. Now that Farrah's started her new life in Florida, we want to see a hunky hottie by her side — preferably one with a six-pack and tan!
After all, Farrah spends copious amounts of time frolicking on the beach in a teeny, tiny bikini, and we need something to gawk at other than her bod!
3. A Better Relationship With Her Parents
Farrah and her parents argue all the time, which usually leads to gif-able ugly-crying jags. Sigh, this gal.
The latest drama between Farrah and her rentals was about her move to Florida, but we're hoping that the distance has given everyone some perspective. Then again, what would Teen Mom be without an occasional bitch-slap between Farrah and her mom? Memories!
4. New Fabulous Business Ventures
You guys. Stop everything and check out Farrah's pasta sauce commercial. It's awesome! This girl has been busy with various business endeavors ever since moving to Florida (including her very own dating site), and we can't wait to see some of them play out on screen.
We're so proud of Farrah for following the American dream!
5. A Friendly Shoulder to Cry On
Every year, Farrah sits down on Dr. Drew's couch and tearfully chats about how she doesn't have any friends. Who else thinks it's time for her to get herself some besties?
Farrah's fun, pretty, and sweet, so we have no clue why she doesn't have any gal pals — but hopefully her move to Florida will change that.
Our suggestion? She and Brooke Hogan should team up for a dynamite reality television series.