Recap of Teen Mom 2 Season 4, Episode 11 (April 22, 2013)

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Feel free to faceplant into a chocolate cake, because Chelsea Houska is celebrating her daughter Aubree's third birthday! Sigh, they grow up so fast — before we know it Aubree will be wearing Uggs. Oh, wait, she already is.

As you might expect, Chel-Chel is over the moon about her kiddo's big day (bittersweet, guys), and she plans a huge soiree so Aubree can celebrate in style. Also this little kiddo utters the sentence "I want fire" upon seeing her birthday cake, which is amazing. But the problem? What to do about Aubree's wayward father, the bearded hillbilly known as Adam Lind.

Adam decides to throw his own b-day bash for Aubs, which means Chelsea's party is completely drama-free. Not only does this hot mama have a ball at her kiddo's princess-themed fiesta, but Aubree gets to hang out with Adam on his terms! By which we mean he gives her a miniature motorcycle. Do with that what you will.

In other news, Chelsea only has a week left of her hiatus from beauty school, and she's taken to dying her bestie's hair just to get a fix. Clearly girlfriend needs to return to the Mothership, like, yesterday.