Recap of Teen Mom 2 Season 4, Episode 2 (February 25, 2013)

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Last time we checked in on Chelsea Houska, she and her baby daddy, Adam Lind, were hot off the heels of making sweet love. But don't worry (because we know you are probably hyperventilating into some Uggs), Adam pulled out. Which as we all know is zero percent effective in preventing pregnancy!
 
The good news? It doesn't look like Chelsea has any interest in getting together with her ex-boyfriend. The better news? Despite the fact that her period is late, Chelsea doesn't think her lady parts have been sown by Adam's wild oats. But then again who knows? Maybe girlfriend will get a faux period and then show up on TLC's I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant. Crazier things have happened in Teen Mom Land. Like Chel-Chel's bronzer.

And speaking of bronzer, Chelsea is finally in beauty school, where she asks challenging questions like "Can we wear leopard scarves" and fulfills her lifelong dream of perfecting the perfect liquid line! Of course, being in school is no walk in the park when you're a full-time mom, and Chelsea is definitely struggling with the fact that Baby Aubree has to be in daycare part time.

Sob, before we know it this little lady will be spray tanning!


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