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Where in the world is Courtland Rogers? Who knows, y'all! This Southern gent fled North Carolina after a huge blow-out with his pregnant wife, Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans, and now he's holed up in a hotel with a new hottie named Tiffany Knabe.
 
Courtland has been accused of both cheating on and assaulting Jenelle, and now he's defending his honor in a Stickam session! Not only does Courtland claim that Jenelle cheated on him with some dude named Kris, he also maintains that he never laid a hand on her.

"No I did not hit Jenelle I swear to God! I ain’t never touched Jenelle! She makes all that s— up and then runs to Gary’s house? Really? Now I have, like, four charges of assault on a female?" Courtland said during his Stickam video. "You put like some little teeny pinky bruise on your cheek. If I was gonna goddamn beat somebody, there would be … broken bones and like, real bruises, not a … penmark."

Well, that's lovely. And by the way, if you're wondering about Courtland and Tiffany's status, apparently they're just friends with bennies. "I’m not married!” Courtland said. “Why the f— I’m gonna be married to some b— that cheated on me? I’m sorry that I had a fallback that takes care of me and makes me smile and is going to be a f— awesome girl to me.”

Dang, Courtland. Way to go on the rebound. It's barely been 24 hours since his breakup with Jenelle! Are you shocked? Hit the comments and dish.

Source: Starcasm