Clutch your pearls ladies, today is May 6, otherwise known as Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom day. Teen Mom’s Farrah Abraham makes her pornographic debut in a 70-minute long skin flick with adult film star James Deen and guys, we just can’t deal!

As you know, Farrah struck a million dollar-ish deal with Vivid Entertainment for the “private tape made public” and doing their part to make sure Farrah’s sexy time wasn’t done in vain, Vivid has released several exclusive trailers to multiple media outlets.

In one exclusive trailer at World Star Hip Hop, Farrah asks James “Am I looking sexy tonight?” as the two ride in the back of a limo.

Then the momtrepreneur shows us another side — literally and figuratively — of herself in yet another exclusive trailer on Drunken Step Father where she and James … sigh … we can’t even say. Too many feelings.

At the end of that clip, the songbird-turned-porn star hides under a blanket and says that she’s “embarrassed.” If our faces turned red just looking at those clips, imagine how embarrassed she must’ve felt doing it.

Then again, we kind of figure her embarrassment wasn’t real, considering she made a Keek defending her choice to make the film.